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2024 season recap

Summer 2024 was our lucky 13th season for so many reasons. We were lucky to have amazing campers who engaged with our program to learn, improve and have a blast. We were lucky to have an unreal staff of coaches who managed to have their best summers while always putting our campers first. We were lucky to have a new partnership with Supra for some wildly awesome boats. We were lucky to have perfect weather and crystal clear water. But, most of all, we continue to be lucky for 13 years to have the support of our camp families who send their kids to the middle of nowhere NH to play on the lake with us and keep Water Monkey going strong.

Here are some of our favorite pics from the season:

Now for some fun stats from our 13th season:

  • 7 weeks of camp from mid-June to mid-August.

  • 94.44% full (119 spaces filled out of 126 with 107 unique campers)

  • Campers stayed an average of 1.12 weeks at camp

  • Average number of campers each week was 17

  • Campers were 70.6% boys and 29.4% girls

  • Average camper age was 13.89

  • 39% new campers and 61% returners

  • Campers came from 11 states (CO, CT, IL, MA, ME, MN, NH, NJ, NY, PA and TX) as well as Italy and Spain

  • 5 coaches, 1 chef and 1 director

  • Average coach age was 20.4

  • 6 sizes of Liquid Force wakeboards for our campers to have the perfect ride (along with one pair of size 14 boots for two campers with some giant feet!)

  • We used and abused around 40 Phase 5 wakesurf boards this season (12 models)

  • 2,800 water balloons were hurled during Monkey Ball

  • 3,276 homemade meals and 910 desserts served up lakeside

  • 300 hours of private lessons on our boats and client boats

  • 8,001 pictures and videos uploaded and shared with our camp families

  • 16,000 visitors to www.watermonkeycamp.com in the past year (14,000 unique) spent an average of 83 seconds on the site and engaged 27,919 page views

  • Winterizing our property took 19 gallons of antifreeze

  • 675 hours logged on our two Supra boats

  • 36.5 hours spent keeping the boats shiny!

  • Our boats had 14 motor oil changes

  • We had 1 wrecked propeller due to low water at the boat launch (2 props in 13 seasons)

  • 4,389.620 gallons of premium marine fuel burned by our boats producing roughly 41 metric tons of CO2 (90,000 pounds). We offset this pollution through a donation to CoolEffect.org of $765.82 which has been our charity of choice for over 11 years.

  • We have now offset roughly 455 metric tons (over 1 million pounds) of CO2 since 2012!

I am so excited for our 2025 season and to welcome back our campers. Always feel free to email, call, text or write with camp questions, to sign up for next summer or to just say hi!

-Evan

617-855-9253

2022 season recap

The 2022 season, our 11th summer, was epic. We had so much fun working with our campers in their watersports progression. It was also equally rewarding to see the campers...returning and new...grow as individuals and as a group in the camp setting. Add to that nearly perfect weather and a dream staff and we could not be happier with how things went.

mastercraft wakeboard boats lake new hampshire

Here are some fun stats!

  • 95.71% full (134 spaces filled out of 140 with 121 unique campers)

  • Campers stayed an average of 1.11 weeks at camp

  • Average number of campers each week was 19.14

  • Campers were 67% boys and 33% girls

  • Average camper age was 13.68 years old

  • 46% new campers and 54% returners

  • Campers chose to wakeboard 45%, wakesurf 45%, waterski 10%

  • Campers came from 12 states (CT, MA, MD, ME, NH, NJ, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI and TX) as well as Canada and Italy

  • 1 new camp game (beach kadima foursquare)

  • 6 coaches, 1 chef and 1 director

  • Average coach age was 20

  • 3,950 meals served by Chef Cher

  • 75 five-gallon buckets of non-meat scraps fed to local hungry pigs to divert food waste from the landfill

  • 10 day campers joined 3 coaches for a week of fun on Lake Sunapee

  • 17,428 unique visitors to www.watermonkeycamp.com

  • 7,706 photos and videos uploaded and shared with camp families

  • We clocked 514 hours on 3 boats…Maverick (Marley), Iceman and Bob (thanks Wheelan family for letting us have Bob back for a week while Maverick was in the shop)

  • Our boats had 18 motor oil changes, 1 transmission oil change, 1 blown water pump and 1 blown engine (yikes)

  • 2,997.878 gallons of premium gas burned producing roughly 27.196 metric tons of CO2 which we offset with contributions to the Society For The Protection of New Hampshire Forests and CoolEffect.org . Our contributions this year will offset about 75 metric tons of CO2 with the extra going towards camper travel to and from camp!

  • We have now offset around 375 metric tons of CO2 since 2012!

And as a parting gift…here is a great fall recipe from Chef Cher: Apple Cider Muffins

We sincerely hope to see all of our campers back here in 2023 and to welcome many more fresh faces to the camp family.

Always feel free to email, call, write, DM, text or stop by to say hello!

Evan


2021 season recap

Our 2021 season is just winding down and it was by far our best...the best staff ever assembled, the best boats and equipment, the best groups of campers we have had the pleasure of working with and the best attitudes from everyone involved dealing with five weeks of rain from June through July! A lot goes into making a summer of camp happen so take a look below at some fun camp stats:

  • 140 campers over 7 weeks (plus 10 campers at our Sunapee Day Camp)

  • Campers stayed an average of 1.125 weeks at camp

  • Average number of campers each week was 20

  • Campers were 27% girls and 73% boys

  • Average camper age was 13.66

  • 54% new campers and 46% returners

  • Campers came from 16 states (CA, CO, CT, DC, FL, GA, IL, MA, ME, MT, NH, NJ, NY, OR, PA,RI and TX) as well as Washington, DC, Mexico and the U.S. Virgin Islands (we were closed to most international campers in 2021)

  • There were 7 coaches, 1 chef and 1 director

  • Average coach age was 19.7

  • 3 coaches had their birthdays during the summer (Sam, Zoe and Elijah)

  • 3,960 ridiculous meals prepared by Chef Cher who used approximately:

    • 1290 eggs

    • 370 pounds of flour

    • 110 pounds of strawberries

    • 60 pounds of chocolate chips (mostly in 860 homemade choc chip muffins)

    • 250 pounds of chicken

    • 150 gallons of lemonade

    • 65 hours a week of cooking (plus countless hours shopping)

    • 75 five-gallon buckets of non-meat scraps fed to local hungry pigs to divert food waste from the landfill

  • 5 pallets of concrete used to pour new cabin footings

  • 11,309 unique visitors to watermonkeycamp.com in the last 12 months

  • 9,278 photos uploaded and shared with camp families

  • 540 hours on our 2 2021 MasterCraft NXT22's (Bob and Marley)

  • 16 boat oil changes (plus 1 water pump)

  • 3048.935 gallons of gas burned producing roughly 34 metric tons of CO2 which we offset with contributions to the Society For The Protection of New Hampshire Forests and CoolEffect.org Our contributions this year will offset about 75 metric tons of CO2 with the extra going towards camper travel to and from camp!

  • We have now offset around 300 metric tons of CO2 since 2012!

Those stats do not really do justice to all of the fun we had this summer but hopefully it was a good read! We are hard at work getting ready for 2022 and I sincerely hope to see all of our campers back again for great times on the boats!

-Evan

The future is here!

Boat talk is a constant at camp. MasterCraft, Nautique, Malibu, wake size, wake shape, seats, hull, tower, cupholders, engine…I could go on. That is why news like this is so exciting:

https://plugboats.com/nautique-electric-wakeboard-boat-seattle-show/

Electric wake boats!

Here are my top 5 reasons why electric wake boats are the future:

  1. Weight - ‘There’s no replacement for displacement’. Forget about lead weight and fat sacs when you add thousands of pounds of batteries to the mix. What may be a downside to electric cars is a benefit to electric wake boats. Designers could place battery banks strategically to boost the wake size/shape and supercharge wakeboard and wakesurf wakes.

  2. Instantaneous Torque - Just hit it and rip. No more launch control (or old-school launch control having passengers shift around to get to plane faster). Electric motors provide instantaneous torque so as soon as the throttle is pressed the electric motor transfers its power to the propeller.

  3. No More Boat Exhaust - We have all gotten a face full of boat exhaust surfing on a chilly morning. Surf pipes kind of worked to divert the exhaust but how nice would it be to just eliminate it entirely? An added benefit - no more engine noise! Hop in to the water and all you hear are your friends and music from the boat and nothing else.

  4. Rethink Boat Design - Remove the engine and boat designers could radically rethink the cabin, cockpit and hull. No more fire suppression systems or fuel tanks, no transmissions, no oil changes! Bring on the future and remote joysticks that let you drive while coaching at the stern!

  5. Save the Environment - If you know Water Monkey you know we are obsessed with saving our planet. Imagine a charging station at your dock hooked up to solar panels and mini wind turbines on your property. Imagine saving thousands of dollars a season on fuel…money you would surely pump right back into new equipment and boat toys! Save the planet, save money, a win-win for boaters.

Of course there are some big question marks. What happens when you swamp a boat loaded up with batteries? How long will the charge last and how long will it take to recharge? Will I miss the sound of the engine firing up in the morning?

One thing is for sure, though, the future of wake boats is electric.

-Evan

2019 season recap

The 2019 Water Monkey Camp season was fun, full and over far too fast. Our eighth year of camp was again our biggest as we continued to grow (and expand to other lakes). Campers achieved insane progression and, as always, disconnected from the ‘real world’ for a week or more of pure enjoyment on the lake.

Merrymeeting Lake from above looking back towards camp.

Now some fun 2019 stats!

  • 133 campers over 7 weeks (plus 18 campers over 2 weeks of day camp)!

  • Campers stayed an average of 1.23 weeks at camp (longest stay by any camper was 4 weeks by the one and only Elijah Goldberg (15 weeks of camp since 2014!))

  • Average number of campers per week was 19

  • Campers were 29% girls and 71% boys

  • Average camper age was 13.74

  • 50% of campers were returners, 50% were first timers

  • Campers came from 16 states (CO, CT, DC, FL, GA, IL, MA, MD, ME, NH, NJ, NY, OR, PA, VA, VT) as well as Canada, Dominican Republic, France, Morocco, Peru and Singapore!

  • 6 coaches, 1 director, 1 chef and 1 pro wakeboard bum who lived at camp

  • 3,596 gourmet meals prepared and served by amazing Chef Rebecca

  • 500 pounds of food scraps diverted from the landfill to local hungry pigs!

  • 38 delicious lunches provided by Tucker’s for our new Lake Sunapee Day Camp!

  • 0 minutes of camper cell phone time!

  • 11,249 unique visitors to watermonkeycamp.com in the past 12 months

  • 220,000 ad impressions on Google!

  • 15,371 photos uploaded for parents and campers to enjoy

  • 16 crazy Tuckerman ‘blackouts’ on the beach

  • Campers were pummeled by 2,500 water balloons during Monkey Ball

  • Infinite smiles, laughs and good times

  • Average water temperature during camp was 77 degrees

  • 272 hours on the black/black MasterCraft NXT22 (a.k.a. Betty) and 283 hours on the white/blue MasterCraft NXT22 (a.k.a. Fred) for a total of 555 hours of boating!

  • 16 oil changes

  • 1 broken propeller (hit a submerged object)

  • 3304.432 gallons of gas consumed on the lake producing roughly 35 metric tons of CO2 offsett with contributions to cooleffect.org (specifically the Alto Mayo Conservation Initiative) as well as the Society for the Protection of NH Forests. Our total contributions will offset about 70 metric tons of CO2 this year with the extra offsets going towards camper travel to/from camp.

That is it for the 2019 recap! As always I hope to see all of our campers back again in 2020 for more watersports fun so please keep us in mind as you start to plan out your summer. I am always here to answer your questions so feel free to e-mail, call, snail mail or set up a time to visit.

Sincerely,

Evan Goldner

617-855-9253

evan@watermonkeycamp.com